1921 And All That (President’s Meet)

by Di Neema
As someone who hadn’t properly dressed up since childhood the prospect of a filmed  rock climb in celebration of the 90th Anniversary Year of the club excited me greatly. The problem was that I didn’t much want to climb Lockwood’s Chimney (a classic Diff on Clogwyn y Bustach), only to dress up in 1920’s clothing for a lark. It was a big turn-out at the hut and most had made a real effort with their outfits and not a little money spent in some instances (see first picture). There was, it has to be said, a lot of tweed. Only one participant got the whole thing wrong by dressing impractically as Chicago’s Roxie Hart. Her flapper outfit boasted a handcrafted headband (the ruched ribbon frill from a lampshade no less), beads, high-heeled shoes (sadly disintegrating) all topped by the ultimate accessory – cigarette in a holder.

The start time was brought forward because of a poor weather forecast and by mid-morning a large party had amassed at the bottom of the route. Three different examples of hawser-laid technology were brought out and women in strange dress reacquainted themselves with the intricacies of tying a bow-line. Modern gear included a couple of ropes, a few slings and krabs but there were no helmets, harnesses or rockboots. It was either walking boots or trainers, the soles of brown brogues considered too smooth for safe passage.

I’d never previously climbed the route but I knew in my bones that Lockwood’s Chimney would be the direst of experiences for someone of my elegant slab sensibilities. With the certainty that the rain was a’coming I expected a few to drop out at this point but by heck – a forest of eager hands went up for the ascent. Maybe they didn’t realise at this point that while the chimney itself would stay reasonably dry, they would get utterly degged on after leaving it.

I was in a quandary. My absence would now be more obvious than I’d planned for so I was becoming concerned about being given the white feather. However, a dent in my personal reputation seemed as nothing compared to a pathetically bad climbing performance recorded for posterity. Once everyone was safely ensconced on the route in the perfectly-timed rain, I hot-footed it back to the hut under an out-of-period Decathlon brolly. In the company of the equally wise Official Photographer, I enjoyed hot coffee in the dry whilst others suffered.

As the whole soggy experience was visually recorded I was able to establish that the cream of the Pinnacle Club had huddled in the confines of Lockwood’s Chimney like French aristocrats before Madame Guillotine. Questions were asked of those who had gone before and the replies duly came. “Best to face left” (Experienced Climber One), “Best to face right” (Experienced Climber Two), “Chimneys are an individual thing …..” (Experienced Climber Three).

Fellow blogger, Deidre O’Caunagh (see left), stomped up and over a newish club member to surmount the crux chockstone in a fine display of combined tactics and disdain for the pain of others. Twelve more followed, all inadequately clad for the conditions, each demonstrating the fine arts of thrutching, sling-clutching, and scrabbling. Some of those pristine outfits were irrevocably damaged and bruises were sustained that would last for many, many days.

Am I sorry I missed it? Given my primary aim on this meet had always been to be theatrical (not battered and wet through) I have to regretfully regard my decision as a sound one.